Brooke Banner goes into a goofball trance every time she looks at a black man. Her mind disappears into a cloud of hazy smoke, and she plays with herself a lot, fashioning impetuous dreams of rascally Motown love. Unfortunately Brooke's own man is of a different hue and likes ballet. Perhaps a little too much. Never one to argue on behalf of subtlety or the finer points, Brooke took matters into her hand one afternoon. Realizing now was as good a time as any, she brandished a smile and Roscoe- the man she brandished the smile at- knew exactly what was next. He had seen a cuckold movie. He knew that he'd inseminate Brooke and that Brooke's man would taste his salty product. Roscoe liked it. Perhaps a little too much.

"Cuantos pesos?" the young man asked Lena Mendez, who promptly slapped him in the face. After all, Lena's no whore and didn't want to be treated like one. Undaunted, he then mentioned an arbitrary certain peso figure, and Lena's eyes flashed like an electric piņata. Asked later why she gave in so easily, Lena said she once held stock in Washington Mutual and driving a hard bargain is something a young woman must learn to do to survive in today's economy. Later she would go home and teach the village girls the pump and dump techniques the young man taught her in bed. He should know. He's a Wall Street stockbroker.

In a flashbulb of urgency Jessica Bangkok and her fantastic legs realized that she had to cheat on her old man. In Jessica's mind he was a slunk and there was no getting over that. But what to do, what to do. His puttering around the house in mid-thigh kimonos was one thing. But at night Jessica would have sex with him and hear his mangled inhuman cries as he squirted bleach incessantly into her vaginal tract. She felt he needed a taste of his own medicine. Literally. With the aid and sexual compliance of a dusky deportation officer named Tito, Jessica's crotch became this white smoke of burning flesh. She called on her old man to put the fire out. There was only one way to do that, and it wasn't manly. Jessica liked that idea.